Friday, August 23, 2013

The Nothing


In 1989, NBC aired a show created by Larry and Jerry which was about nothing. By direct corollary, it thus transformed into a comment on everything. I write about nothing.







Aham
The Disclaimer: The construct of white and black are never clearly defined. If that statement seemed vague, be warned, we delve gravely into the fastidiously inane.
The Premise: In a time not too past, a debate about all black, white and grey waged in the smart phones of some of the people loved and admired the most in this personal reality.
The Story: There was, in a time of the heathen gods, a whore (comment on profession not character, with no distinct gender, addressed as W) who sat and counted the pillage. Through the evening’s rising fog, the familiar patter of horse shoes heard every night meant the local lord (species, gender and ethereal orientation unspecific) would ‘meet’ W. W looked forlorn, kicked, complained, screamed, shouted, kicked again, but as the carriage arrived, knocked heels and sauntered in for another night of fornication. As the carriage left, W sat again counting the pillage.
The Comment: The indifference of our species; the fraudulent government; the sinking nation; the rising prices; the form of feminism; the insensitive spouse and the expanding belly are all today’s tired Truth (alliteration to a cause). Look forlorn, kick, scream, shout, kick again and yet surprisingly no metamorphosis of the present to the Eden of ‘summom bonum’ miraculously occurs. We may thus suppose that irrespective of exertion mentioned, the Truth triumphantly survives.
The Prestige: Stop! If You cannot be the instrument to change, you are nothing more than that complaining whore waiting to get fucked again.

Avaam
The Disclaimer: A personal proclamation of an out of the closet Feminist. 
The Premise: In a time not too past, on a social networking site, a few painful narratives of women defiled debased and desecrated.
The Story: Here we invite to the narrative an individual we mentioned before, Aham. On hearing the hurt of a beloved, he had become belligerent. The decision was thus made to act. Aham would, with an able aid, abduct that offender (O) in the silent night and torture him till the shrieks shrouded that silence to its piercing demise. He would then lock eyes, smile and proceed to the ancient Haien punishment of rasestu. O would then be given water, food and the will to live after which Aham would realign to the Heian penalty of kyukei for barbarism. But only O would be dehumanized for his heinous crime. Only O. Not his family, or his lineage, or his village, or his country or humanity. Only O.
The Comment: Generalization of the color black requires darkness to be universal. Black exists but so does white. We have all seen that color too. Can we not then hold the individual responsible for ignorant disgusting conduct? Do we need to question his family, his lineage, his village, his country and humanity; all of which could have had no or every effect on that act?
The Prestige: I am Indian. I am a man. I have not and will never rape anyone. I exist too.

Vayam
The Disclaimer: The human species and condition more disappoints me than excites my being.  
The Premise: In a time not too past, while visiting a home for the socially less fortunate orphans, a child smiled because we wished her to mark the date of her coming to life; another someplace someone else asked if I would come back just to say hello.
The Story: Bengal famous thieves, Kena and Becha are on the run from The Law. Cornered between the bars of insanity and drowning, they leap into the unknown river that drags them downstream to a land unknown. Conscious now in this beautiful land, the two (Avaam) realize the innocence of the indigenous population who, though possess invaluable riches, seem oblivious of economy, religion and apathy. They decide to plunder and fly. During the act, the entire town gathers, not to persecute or punish but to marvel at their dexterity. Avaam then decides to forever be beyond that land of Hottomala.
The Comment: Too often now is being ‘nice’ questioned for ulterior motives; too often have we heard about the paucity of ‘time’. There is nothing more under rated today than a smile and time. That smiling girl and boy wished for nothing more though they had nothing else. Extrapolate to a larger picture and attainment of that utopian existence that will keep us beyond the land of Hottomala may not seem fleeting. Aham will contribute to Avaam’s metamorphosis to Vayam without fear of persecution. 
The Prestige: You, the individual, are the question and the answer for everything that everyone is looking for as an excuse for existence.

In my small opinion, smile, say ‘hello’, give him a hug, give her a kiss, send them a pointless message, and ask the same of the others without deifying or admonishing black and white. And for all that antagonize your present wait a little for the future and give them … your finger!